So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Randomize
