guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Randomize
