I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I need to align my fucking chakras
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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