My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Can you bring me the toilet please
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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