return my video game
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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