i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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