It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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