Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
