i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
