do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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