are you still at the devil's house?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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