The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
