You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
