ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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