look no pants
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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