I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I CAN MOONWALK!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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