Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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