You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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