Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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