Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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