Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
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