fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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