Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
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