i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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