That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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