Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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