this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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