On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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