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  • This text is cute, for once it's not about bring a slut or drugs or alcohol. This reminds me of me and my boyfriend :)

    Submitted by princessfrogley on Jul 9, 12 at 3:49pm
  • Anyone who gave this a thumbs down has never been in a good relationship

    Submitted by Phys on Jul 9, 12 at 4:57pm
  • As much as I enjoy casual sex with a bunch of people, and applaud others who do the same, it's not for everyone. Good for you for figuring out what you want. And may you find your swan.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 9, 12 at 9:49pm
  • Thats so beautiful!

    Submitted by sailor_man on Jul 9, 12 at 4:44pm
  • Did you have to wait until we were naked to tell me this?

    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jul 9, 12 at 8:41pm
  • how sad is it that the first place my mind went with this is someone is on acid. Fuck I need to lighten up

    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Jul 9, 12 at 10:44pm
  • Best text on here........EVER!!!! I would personally choose Geese though, but to each his own right!?!

    Submitted by Kaylib2514 on Jul 9, 12 at 9:29pm
  • 👏 Amen.

    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Jul 13, 12 at 6:50pm
  • This explains my life - the Swan thing I like penguins

    Submitted by octobur on Jul 9, 12 at 3:46pm
  • Wtf? Lay off the drugs wonder woman

    Submitted by UrAvgBostonDrunk on Jul 9, 12 at 2:52pm
  • Keep thin and beautiful, don't be a bitch, put out for you man whenever he wants and you have a chance.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 9, 12 at 3:06pm
    • thin and beautiful? thats assuming a lot...

      Submitted by keto06 on Jul 9, 12 at 3:17pm
    • Free lesson's ladies, write this down

      Submitted by jhoffa on Jul 9, 12 at 4:26pm
    • Some men like curves, mine does :D. Also hip bones grinding is painful as fuck.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 9, 12 at 6:00pm
      • I would rather have some hip bones grinding than be distracted by air escaping fat folds hahah

        Submitted by ck24 on Jul 10, 12 at 12:14am
    • Yah my man wants me to gain like 20lbs and I am already over 25%body fat so perhaps be healthy is better advice.

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 10, 12 at 5:22am
      • Also I have only had one partner who had sex with me when I wanted it. It goes both ways

        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 10, 12 at 5:24am
        • if they dont due their duty, kick em on their booty!

          Submitted by keto06 on Jul 10, 12 at 10:11am
  • This text is lame... who moderates this shit

    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 9, 12 at 6:53pm
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