found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm bleeding and have questions
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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