why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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