that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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