found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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