Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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