Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We need a shit load of segways right now
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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