i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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