yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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