Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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