like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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