So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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