Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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