My hand turned me down
should my penis look like a turkey
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize