If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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