absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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