i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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