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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.

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Best idea ever.

Submitted by neighplay on Jul 22, 10 at 4:26pm

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We used to have a riding lawn mower Drunken derby. This is prob safer though. R.I.B. Ryans lawn

Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 22, 10 at 5:02pm

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Ok, loyal tfln'rs, I have a point for you to ponder. If these are in fact real texts, then why do we NEVER, ok, hardly ever see the op explaining/ defending their texts? \nWhy do they come in the waves of the same subject matters? We had the plan b, abortion, throwing up While carrying on with a task unaffected, or the ever popular college living (you get the point) texts? I have heard many people say they have submitted funny texts and never saw them posted...I call bullshit on tfln. I wanna s

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 22, 10 at 10:49pm

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- true... very true. but i did have a text posted once so it can't be entirely rigged.
  
  Submitted by rcclarke on Jul 22, 10 at 11:07pm
  
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- Nah dude this is my text...we did it and the crashes were epic.
  
  Submitted by Robbo7089 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:36pm
  
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Tour de franzia.. Sounds like an event that kathy griffins mom would sponsor.... Tip it!!!

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 5:55pm

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Bowfishinlady.. I agree about the posts.. I have many friends that have submitted many posts .. None of them have ever shown up. I have also paid to moderate.. Voted on over 300 posts .. Not a single post I voted yes on has ever shown up.. Never seen any of the posts offered to vote on come up as an actual posting. When I have voiced my opinion on this before my texts always disappear within one day....hmmmmm?..

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 11:36pm

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Don't be babies. They probably receive thousands of submissions a day.

Submitted by Hierro on Jul 23, 10 at 12:46am

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God I would have to have been at this one!

Submitted by windrider1202 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:03pm

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Thiz shot iz fake

Submitted by pretzel on Jul 22, 10 at 5:04pm

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That's some funny shit.

Submitted by whoreable on Jul 22, 10 at 6:47pm

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Seems the stupid ppl r the ones who can't post without a catchphrase

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 3:35pm

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I prefer the Busch 500 myself. Drunk tricycle race with busch light.

Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 23, 10 at 9:26am

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*really

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 3:38am

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 5:33pm

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Fuck it I think I'm done with site altogether. It used to be funny but now its just people complaining about their sex lives. I don't give two squirts of duck shit about your 'whore's night out'. And on top of that, I have to sift through half a page of twelve year olds trying to be funny to get a coherent thought out the comments. America's been reduced to dumb-asses who eventually evolve into sluts. I'm ashamed.

Submitted by Captain_Trips on Jul 23, 10 at 2:22am

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This is so creative! Damn I miss my tricycle.

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 22, 10 at 5:26pm

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if you douche nozzles eally have such an emotional attachment to a fucking website, you should probably consider counseling.

Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:32am

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They may get a lot of submissions but when you pay to moderate you only see a few hundred recirculate over weeks... And none of those are ever posted....

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 23, 10 at 10:38pm

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Revenge of the NERDS

Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 22, 10 at 9:12pm

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This is a spam

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 6:29pm

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they see me rollin...

Submitted by mide765 on Jul 24, 10 at 2:56pm

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I live in LA and not have I seen a text from a Los Angeles area, I call BS for the most part too.

Submitted by BellaMadre on Jul 23, 10 at 12:00am

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Captain is only thirteen and all you old people suck. Firsty firsty firsty douchewadsinasmellyvag!

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 7:32pm

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 10:53pm

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I have heard several real people say that rc! Thanks for the input. I think they prolly make a lot of them up based on what was considered funny on a previous text?! I dunno. I just think a lot more people would be defending, explaining and offering context for their texts, if they were all real...

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 22, 10 at 11:34pm

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Epic.

Submitted by bojanglez on Jul 22, 10 at 9:25pm

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Moonpie, I will be interested to see if these comments all of a sudden disappear...I too paid to moderate and I think it's just the same couple hundred texts recirculating because ive read several from like Christmas and shit. It seems to me using actual texts would be wise, people are funny POST their stuff!!!\nCaptain, I agree!

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 23, 10 at 10:00am

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Douche nozzles hahahahhhahHhhH and ps. Tour de franzia is hilarious everyone chilllllll out

Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 23, 10 at 9:51am

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Where's all the firsty's today? :(

Submitted by tmuck on Jul 22, 10 at 10:51pm

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- Yeah...Kinda strange that none of them are here. Makes me think they are all the same loser.
  
  Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 23, 10 at 1:08am
  
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DONKEH!

Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 22, 10 at 4:43pm

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Smellyfishslag maybe you should find a new hobby than tffn. Seems silly to whine about your boring posts not being accepted. It's a stupid site and you are a waste of air. Old people are stupid.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 7:52pm

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another franzia text... really

Submitted by bec276 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:27am

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Hahaha!

Submitted by gicigo on Jul 23, 10 at 6:33am

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that sounds like a GREAT fucking night!!

Submitted by banshee_beat21 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:48pm

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Captain_Trips wins no doubt

Submitted by laxplayer44 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:43am

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And I'm not a hater, just someone who thinks about things a LOT!! Something ain't adding up!

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 22, 10 at 10:52pm

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Someone's been watching "Revenge of the Nerds".

Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 22, 10 at 6:48pm

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you both are stupid.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 4:28pm

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Thiz shit iz fake!

Submitted by pretzel on Jul 22, 10 at 7:41pm

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This is stupid

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:25pm

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You are stupid.

Submitted by marsrover on Jul 22, 10 at 4:25pm

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stupid can change old and stupid lasts forever

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:30pm

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 4:55pm

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Dumbasses and your constant puking. Feather weights.

Submitted by JJdoggie on Jul 22, 10 at 10:33pm

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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Submitted by Captain_Trips on Jul 23, 10 at 2:22am

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Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:32am

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Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 10:53pm

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Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 23, 10 at 10:00am

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Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 7:52pm

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