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(281): View more from Texas

Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?

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(773): View more from Illinois

grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.

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(314): View more from Missouri

not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now

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(905): View more from Ontario

They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.

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(850): View more from Florida

I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok

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They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good

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(703): View more from Virginia

There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.

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(214): View more from Texas

dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy

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(407): View more from Florida

And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.

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