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  I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.

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• Sausage and eggs?

  Submitted by itouchyourmother on Oct 12, 10 at 10:30am

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• How come the woman wasn't making breakfast?

  Submitted by rbrandos on Oct 12, 10 at 10:56am

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• What happened next?

  Submitted by webghost on Oct 12, 10 at 1:22pm

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• now lets see him fry bacon like that

  Submitted by ur_a_towel on Oct 12, 10 at 2:06pm

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• That's how I cook my breakfast...

  Submitted by mheron41 on Oct 12, 10 at 10:34am

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• Sexy!!!

  Submitted by remodelsbyus on Oct 12, 10 at 10:16am

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• Calm down this could be his roommate!

  Submitted by bowfishinlady on Oct 12, 10 at 4:19pm

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• Sausage and eggs, anyone????

  Submitted by pinklemonade on Oct 12, 10 at 5:46pm

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• He was also getting ready to butter her toast.

  Submitted by hogfish on Oct 26, 12 at 8:34am

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• wow, you soooooo shouldve used at least two commas. hahah. i to read this like 7 times

  Submitted by ajvbbyy on Oct 14, 10 at 8:40pm

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• If you don't. I will marry this guy

  Submitted by valkyrievixen on Jun 1, 11 at 3:00pm

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• Mmm yummy

  Submitted by idareu on Dec 26, 10 at 7:29pm

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• Ah I love where I live <3vegas!

  Submitted by alliemcbeal on Oct 13, 10 at 3:42am

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• She had apparently already cooked his 'eggs'.

  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Oct 12, 10 at 10:32pm

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• Yay Vegas

  Submitted by The775 on Oct 12, 10 at 4:25pm

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• You selfish cunt--just be glad he had a large dick and was nice enough to cook for you

  Submitted by niceman on Oct 12, 10 at 2:57pm

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  • how the fuck are they being selfish? all it says is HOW he was making breakfast. not that they didnt want it. retard.

    Submitted by ajvbbyy on Oct 14, 10 at 8:42pm

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