I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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