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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.

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you should have pinky fucked eachother and never swear again

Submitted by MrSlapChop on Jul 28, 10 at 10:39pm

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Rule: If you make a promise, you must keep your honor and uphold the promise. Chivalry shan't be dead.

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 28, 10 at 9:30pm

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She THOUGHT it was his pinky.....

Submitted by OhKimmie on Jul 29, 10 at 12:01am

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and how bout we pinky swear to be each others best mistakes ever made if we meet up

Submitted by gujuguy on Jul 28, 10 at 9:22pm

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Seems like a waste of a perfectly good fuck-buddy.

Submitted by NCA on Jul 28, 10 at 11:09pm

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I tried to pinky swear with the bank that I would pay back my auto loan. They wouldn't go for it;(

Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 29, 10 at 12:46am

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PAH! The amount of times I've heard "it's not going to happen again" then a month later "can I come round tonight?" Repeat cycle.

Submitted by Keefcurl on Jul 28, 10 at 10:00pm

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No the rule book guy is fucking cool and he changes his shit up. Every rule is different. Instead of one phrase over and over again like the firsty did.

Submitted by goefurself on Jul 29, 10 at 2:52am

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this is why twelve year olds shouldn't have sex.

Submitted by celia11 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:53am

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good luck with that

Submitted by abeewon on Jul 28, 10 at 9:56pm

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Mature!

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 29, 10 at 1:03am

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Rule book got haters... It's gonna be firsty with all his followers and haters all over again...

Submitted by Spambot on Jul 29, 10 at 12:41am

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That bad huh?

Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Jul 29, 10 at 12:42am

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Your mom goes to college

Submitted by FooK on Jul 28, 10 at 9:07pm

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*You're. And YOU'RE correct, I'm not very funny.

Submitted by Bijoux on Jul 28, 10 at 9:20pm

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I had my fingers crossed ;)

Submitted by relentlessss on Jul 29, 10 at 8:55am

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But yet you will.

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 28, 10 at 9:28pm

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Worth breaking the promise so fuck it

Submitted by mike8121 on Jul 30, 10 at 2:50am

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@Jrockerr Rule 1: Dont talk about fight club. Your thinking of rule 118: Dont make a useless rule without clear and present cause.

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 29, 10 at 7:09am

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This is from two guys...

Submitted by skeezer on Jul 30, 10 at 12:37am

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well some promises are just ment to be broken... =]

Submitted by stolenduck43 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:55am

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Are you 2 g4y?

Submitted by eNVee on Jul 28, 10 at 11:34pm

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That's stupid u should of pinky swore to fuck eachother on the down low

Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jul 28, 10 at 10:59pm

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I like this one alot

Submitted by stephybaby007 on Oct 11, 11 at 10:10pm

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9:13. Your not funny

Submitted by spearchucker on Jul 28, 10 at 9:16pm

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That sucks haha

Submitted by deekity on Jul 29, 10 at 12:48am

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I made this same promise... Didn't last

Submitted by childofdes10ni on Jul 29, 10 at 3:01am

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9.12? Pablo?

Submitted by Bijoux on Jul 28, 10 at 9:13pm

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They must be friends to pinky swear. A friend with benefits can be a lovely thing

Submitted by tangledupinu on Jul 30, 10 at 12:28am

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And then that instant touched turned u on and broke that new promise.

Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:15pm

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But since that only works for little kids you two broke that promise to each othr and fucked each other cuz you were horny and now I'll think the whole world will end cuz u two broke it just to jump each others bones

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 29, 10 at 10:27am

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9:07. Aaron?

Submitted by spearchucket on Jul 28, 10 at 9:12pm

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two guys...thats the only reason this makes sense to me...

Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:13pm

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LMFAO

Submitted by Kalixzo on Jul 28, 10 at 11:07pm

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And then you fucked each other again, and then you pinky-swore again. . . . I think I get it.

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 29, 10 at 5:18am

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But it's just that dam good

Submitted by shamrock83 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:59pm

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fuck the first fags.

Submitted by Vimick on Jul 28, 10 at 9:04pm

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...I have done this before. We have fucked 3 times since then. I would have stopped it but he has a reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally nice dick

Submitted by z0mb33 on Sep 7, 10 at 1:09pm

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Rule 1: No stupid rules. NO EXCEPTIONS.\nHmmm... Looks like all your other rules are void. Sorry

Submitted by Jrockerr on Jul 29, 10 at 12:01am

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Pinky promises are for 12 yr olds

Submitted by OhIo330 on Jul 28, 10 at 9:17pm

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- 12 yr olds send text messages too. Don't be a 12-yr-old-hater.
  
  Submitted by Randomguy08 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:47pm
  
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What happened to Firsty?

Submitted by wrest13 on Jul 29, 10 at 1:08am

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- SHHHHHHH!!! don't say his name.
  
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Submitted by MrSlapChop on Jul 28, 10 at 10:39pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 28, 10 at 9:30pm

Submitted by OhKimmie on Jul 29, 10 at 12:01am

Submitted by gujuguy on Jul 28, 10 at 9:22pm

Submitted by NCA on Jul 28, 10 at 11:09pm

Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 29, 10 at 12:46am

Submitted by Keefcurl on Jul 28, 10 at 10:00pm

Submitted by goefurself on Jul 29, 10 at 2:52am

Submitted by celia11 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:53am

Submitted by abeewon on Jul 28, 10 at 9:56pm

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 29, 10 at 1:03am

Submitted by Spambot on Jul 29, 10 at 12:41am

Submitted by GUESS_WHAT on Jul 29, 10 at 12:42am

Submitted by FooK on Jul 28, 10 at 9:07pm

Submitted by Bijoux on Jul 28, 10 at 9:20pm

Submitted by relentlessss on Jul 29, 10 at 8:55am

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 28, 10 at 9:28pm

Submitted by mike8121 on Jul 30, 10 at 2:50am

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 29, 10 at 7:09am

Submitted by skeezer on Jul 30, 10 at 12:37am

Submitted by stolenduck43 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:55am

Submitted by eNVee on Jul 28, 10 at 11:34pm

Submitted by tatteredtorn on Jul 28, 10 at 10:59pm

Submitted by stephybaby007 on Oct 11, 11 at 10:10pm

Submitted by spearchucker on Jul 28, 10 at 9:16pm

Submitted by deekity on Jul 29, 10 at 12:48am

Submitted by childofdes10ni on Jul 29, 10 at 3:01am

Submitted by Bijoux on Jul 28, 10 at 9:13pm

Submitted by tangledupinu on Jul 30, 10 at 12:28am

Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Jul 29, 10 at 12:15pm

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 29, 10 at 10:27am

Submitted by spearchucket on Jul 28, 10 at 9:12pm

Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:13pm

Submitted by Kalixzo on Jul 28, 10 at 11:07pm

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 29, 10 at 5:18am

Submitted by shamrock83 on Jul 28, 10 at 10:59pm

Submitted by Vimick on Jul 28, 10 at 9:04pm

Submitted by z0mb33 on Sep 7, 10 at 1:09pm

Submitted by Jrockerr on Jul 29, 10 at 12:01am

Submitted by OhIo330 on Jul 28, 10 at 9:17pm

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Submitted by wrest13 on Jul 29, 10 at 1:08am

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