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  You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.

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• Common sense taught me that

  Submitted by Sethqb7 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:05pm

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• Clerks 2? come on wheres the originality?

  Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 1, 10 at 3:07pm

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• Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

  Submitted by yousirareanass on Jul 1, 10 at 4:12pm

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  • I knew it!

    Submitted by C_Loveless on Jul 1, 10 at 6:38pm

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    • Rosario Dawson said so.

      Submitted by kyasuya on Jul 3, 10 at 7:42am

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• I'm always surprised how many people don't know this. Bacteria from the anus going into the mouth? That takes a scientist to figure out.

  Submitted by Ghost32 on Jul 1, 10 at 4:02pm

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  • Just for reference, it's the same tube at different ends. Bacteria at one end are commonly found at the other, though in different ratios.

    Submitted by FistedSister on Jul 1, 10 at 9:07pm

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    • humm... NO? as you said, its a ''same tube''.. but in only 1 fucking direction.. bacterias develop acording to the enviroment.. wich its not the same in both sides

      Submitted by Josevelasco on Jul 2, 10 at 1:45am

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• suckin the shit dick? ew

  Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:07pm

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• Not to mention clerks2

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 4:38pm

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• only on special occasions.. like saturday nights!!

  Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:32pm

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• Yep, that's a lifesaver - records show there are more emergency A2M calls than anything else!

  Submitted by brittlestar on Jul 1, 10 at 3:32pm

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• Good statment

  Submitted by brandontcr on Jul 1, 10 at 3:51pm

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• Girls now days will do anything crazy. They even go ass to mouth.

  Submitted by hurst on Jul 1, 10 at 4:42pm

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  • I don't fuck around when it comes to ass to mouth.

    Submitted by yousirareanass on Jul 1, 10 at 5:38pm

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    • it's never my idea. these girls get all horned up and they TELL you to go ass-to-mouth

      Submitted by thisisimportant on Jul 1, 10 at 11:16pm

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• Pillow pants rules!!!!!

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 2, 10 at 3:11am

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• Go restock the napkin holders!

  Submitted by icanfly303 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:51pm

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  • That's an Elias job

    Submitted by xhalo on Jul 1, 10 at 5:55pm

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    • that comparison of pink and brown eyes just made it a Randal job

      Submitted by thisisimportant on Jul 1, 10 at 11:15pm

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• Girls copying porn, ATM is nasty and degrading.

  Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 10 at 8:24am

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• Or you learned it from Clerks 2.

  Submitted by mface on Jul 1, 10 at 8:54pm

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• It took an education for you to figure that out?

  Submitted by An0n on Jul 2, 10 at 5:10pm

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• You're probably an EMR. Oh and ZacAttack, you're a fucking moron. That is all.

  Submitted by MrMcGiggles on Jul 1, 10 at 9:38pm

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• Pillowpants

  Submitted by arioch9 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:40am

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• Another Golden Rule of EMS to always remember? Do not touch bodily fluids that did not come out of your own body!!

  Submitted by nymoemt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:59pm

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• In the heat of the moment it is okay to go ass to mouth

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 11:00am

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• Love that movie, vagina trolls

  Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 1, 10 at 9:36pm

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• Clerks 2  stop stealing shit

  Submitted by SgtPrinny on Jul 1, 10 at 11:50pm

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• (shudders) people do some nasty stuff. Why would anyone even want to do that

  Submitted by mecopoly on Jul 1, 10 at 7:36pm

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• Dirty Sanchez!

  Submitted by gfitz101 on Jul 1, 10 at 4:46pm

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  • You mean rusty trombone.

    Submitted by meattastic on Jul 2, 10 at 8:01am

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• not as bad as the mudpuddle

  Submitted by tgp762 on Jun 17, 11 at 12:47am

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• wow dude clerks 2 definitley

  Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 12:34am

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• As a paramedic, I would be both pissed and a little turned on if someone actually called an ambulance for this!

  Submitted by medic7533 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:37pm

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• Sooo... The Human Centipede gives this TFLN a whole new connotation, so I'm quickly removing it from my favorites before I projectile vomit.

  Submitted by MinagiV on Nov 27, 10 at 11:27pm

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• Tlmpppmmksks.

  Submitted by navypirate on Jul 13, 12 at 9:09am

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• yeeeee hawwwwwww

  Submitted by forkeeps233 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:05pm

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• F' the bacteria, F' anybody who says it is disgusting, try it some time, it is in my opinion worth the risk... please just trust me and give it a shot... I have made every girl for me shower before i did it btw, but i have not showered when they have done it and it's ok so far...

  Submitted by ZacAttack188 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:46pm

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• I love eating my girls tight little corn hole!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 10:42pm

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