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  she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love

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• this sounds too good to be true. if she doesnt have a penis then she used to ask for medical records. if everything checks then you sir found a unicorn

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 6, 10 at 12:04pm

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• Also check she's not a lesbian.

  Submitted by lauraspillane on Aug 6, 10 at 12:03pm

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• Better check that out first.... If you need a bun then she is no fun.

  Submitted by CynicalWit on Aug 6, 10 at 11:04am

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• That's fuckin awesome, especially if he's hot.

  Submitted by jtyco84 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:45am

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• In reality, guys get fed up pretty quickly when they realise their girl can out drink them, outwit them, and beat them at beer pong.

  Submitted by marey on Aug 7, 10 at 7:05am

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• Hate to be a buzzkill, but being "one of the guys" will get old quick.

  Submitted by FartsAtWork on Aug 6, 10 at 1:01pm

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• I love how if I were to do this (Which I can.. and have), I would get laughed at and told to go play with dolls or some dumb shit. guys always say they want a girl like this, but can't handle her when they find it.

  Submitted by ersatz on Aug 6, 10 at 6:35pm

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• Fuck Madden..if she was prestigious on call of duty, the I'd be impressed.

  Submitted by TheSheeva on Aug 6, 10 at 4:45pm

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• who's giving this a bad night?

  Submitted by arodyankee10 on Aug 6, 10 at 1:51pm

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• surely you should know if your sister has a penis?

  Submitted by TheSexist on Aug 6, 10 at 12:32pm

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• Too bad she plays Madden..that game blows mad penis.

  Submitted by TheSheeva on Aug 6, 10 at 4:40pm

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  • all about the 2k series!!

    Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 11:41pm

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• I'm a girl, play Madden && COD. My bf loves it but it does get pretty heated when one of us loses.

  Submitted by Azian18 on Aug 9, 10 at 7:41am

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• if ur a girl i would definately date u, bang you, propose and marry you....well not all at once but u get the picture lol

  Submitted by JMX2005 on Aug 6, 10 at 9:52pm

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• rutgers!

  Submitted by mdurc on Aug 7, 10 at 2:07am

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• Meant to say she, damn this iPhone keypad

  Submitted by jtyco84 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:47am

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• Haha what where in nj u from?

  Submitted by zzddevilzz on Aug 11, 10 at 3:17am

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• @ sheeva, im prestigious on call of duty. be impressed.

  Submitted by His_Girlfriend on Aug 6, 10 at 4:54pm

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  • THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED!

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 9, 10 at 2:28am

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• I'd believe that when I see it!

  Submitted by jthenailer on Aug 11, 10 at 11:40pm

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• going to get married to this bitch like a boss

  Submitted by kmomokbs on Aug 6, 10 at 11:12am

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• Houston represent!! Haha gotta love a tx girl!

  Submitted by sexytexan2004 on Aug 6, 10 at 6:46pm

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  • Idiot it says it's from New Jersey...the Houston area code is 713

    Submitted by crinkles on Aug 7, 10 at 9:27am

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    • I wish I could just give you a thumbs up... but this will do.

      Submitted by MickChick on Aug 8, 10 at 11:32pm

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• Buy the ring tomorrow.

  Submitted by hannahcowgirl on Aug 7, 10 at 3:16am

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• Awesome

  Submitted by stickybeard on Aug 6, 10 at 11:04am

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• Ten bucks says even if she doesn't have a penis she still tries to bend you over. Enjoy bein the bitch.

  Submitted by tajm388 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:16pm

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• It's a dude.

  Submitted by bowhunk on Aug 6, 10 at 11:27am

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• I want one

  Submitted by woodsmd on Aug 13, 10 at 1:41am

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• I know all there is to know about the Crying Game....

  Submitted by archer79 on Aug 6, 10 at 3:35pm

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• Lesbooooooooo. :)

  Submitted by dinosaurus on Aug 7, 10 at 6:26pm

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• Dont hold ur breath

  Submitted by dersabom on Aug 8, 10 at 11:55pm

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• but can she play? And who is her team?

  Submitted by McFrat on Nov 9, 10 at 2:32pm

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• Ya she has a penis

  Submitted by ninjaman181 on Sep 3, 10 at 10:04am

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• Wow! That girl is amazing! You should marry her! Make sure she is good in bed, though. If not, you will always cheat!

  Submitted by niceman on Aug 6, 10 at 11:16am

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