Texts From Last Night · dersabom's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry thebrain hasn't picked any favorites yet.

dersabom's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(812): View more from Indiana

You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.

Fav 7 3071 975
share tweet
(509): View more from Washington

Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom

Fav 18 3738 1258
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(410): View more from Maryland

SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't text me with that hand

Fav 16 3802 995
share tweet
(361): View more from Texas

I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.

(1-361): View more from Texas

Ew! He's just a child!

(361): View more from Texas

AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.

Fav 46 4540 2516
share tweet
(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.

(1-902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies

Fav 11 4619 1222
share tweet
(662): View more from Mississippi

Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.

(662): View more from Mississippi

Challenge accepted. See you in hell.

Fav 28 7700 1376
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(339): View more from Massachusetts

i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall

Fav 38 22563 3004
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.

Fav 10 6596 1586
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT