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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.

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Bad night, GOOD FRIEND.

Submitted by shelly646796 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:09am

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A true friend is some one who will set some one else on fire for you

Submitted by pbmaniac22a on Jul 13, 10 at 11:08am

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Pornstar it's a joke site. Get the hell over it. And you have no idea what the firefighter could have done to deserve the sentiment.

Submitted by Hierro on Jul 13, 10 at 12:06pm

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somebody got burned

Submitted by laf24 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:38am

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I want to shake ur hand

Submitted by fucksoccer on Jul 15, 10 at 8:12am

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hahaha . that's probably something i'd say about my stupid ass ex!

Submitted by iheartutley on Jul 14, 10 at 1:31am

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WOW....Really though?!

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 13, 10 at 11:07am

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Pornstar AND a burn victim? Wow. Never seen that before...

Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 13, 10 at 12:29pm

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to anyone who has been played by an 'almighty fireman', this IS fucking hilarious!!! thats a damn good friend!

Submitted by nurseypoo on Jul 14, 10 at 2:59am

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Awww...the brunt PornStar is a little irritable\nGo get fucked you cunt, this is HILARIOUS!!!!

Submitted by sgmyers on Jul 13, 10 at 12:01pm

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- Daaaaamn porn star...you just got burned, again!
  
  Submitted by anon33 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:18pm
  
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I'd like to c sumthin like that

Submitted by maryjaneinvegas on Jul 16, 10 at 7:29am

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Uh..I'm a fireman in that area code. This does not bode well for me or any of my boys. Dang.

Submitted by sqd5driver on Jul 14, 10 at 3:46pm

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Firefighters suck

Submitted by urdum2 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:12am

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Most firefighters are cheating assholes..he probley deserved it!!!

Submitted by jlc_1218 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:49pm

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A firefighter just played me

Submitted by sexiishelby on Jul 14, 10 at 12:30am

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LOVE IT!!!

Submitted by eastcountycop on Jul 18, 10 at 3:18pm

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That's what real friends do!

Submitted by snot420 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:15am

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That's funny. I had the same problem last night. But with two firefighters.

Submitted by shellshck on Jul 13, 10 at 4:10pm

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@hierro. You are a fucking joke and I am over you. No one would deserve this treatment and if you believe they do then you are no better of a person for it.

Submitted by pornstar745 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:18pm

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Firefighters are cheeting assholes!!!he probley deserved it!!!

Submitted by jlc_1218 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:46pm

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Was this sent by marsho?

Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:32pm

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these pretzels are making me Firsty

Submitted by firsty on Jul 13, 10 at 1:49pm

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Agreed good friend.. Bad firefighter tho lol

Submitted by UFBOUND2010 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:38pm

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Whoa duval lol

Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 16, 10 at 3:28am

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Rofl...as the wife of a firefighter (and ocassional jack ass) this is fu*king funny

Submitted by duchess9678 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:36am

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Wow...

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 13, 10 at 11:20am

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@pornstar..did u get engullfed in flames because the guy in ur last movie didnt us loob

Submitted by pbmaniac22a on Jul 13, 10 at 10:34pm

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Somewhere in the middle. Possibly closer to first or closer to last depending on how many others post after me.

Submitted by BigPoppa on Jul 13, 10 at 11:24am

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Just ask marsho.... A useless burn wish will b sent

Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 14, 10 at 9:26am

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You sound like a nice girl

Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 13, 10 at 2:07pm

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This actually made the website...god awful

Submitted by Splyt on Jul 14, 10 at 12:28am

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Why don't you be a bit more retarded and sensative about it

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 11:42am

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Would u like some ice for that burn?

Submitted by rico911 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:06pm

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Friggin hose draggers.

Submitted by Kbug on Jul 14, 10 at 1:18am

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Watch is some arsonist murder freak will tell u to die in a fire

Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 13, 10 at 7:50pm

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say* not so. :)

Submitted by Jessicunt on Jul 24, 10 at 1:42pm

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My friend and I laughed so hard at this because it's something we would so andddd I just got screwed over by a FF. FDNY is the worst -_____-

Submitted by Jessicunt on Jul 24, 10 at 1:39pm

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Omfg this is epic i love it

Submitted by fkyou420 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:35am

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Damn n here i thought women were crazy bout firemen well i guess he is really going to be sum hot stuff

Submitted by TuRomeoSoy on Jul 13, 10 at 11:08am

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Bahaha

Submitted by djdilz on Jul 14, 10 at 1:24am

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Hilar

Submitted by ejstephensis on Jul 13, 10 at 2:07pm

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Haha okay I support pornstar's view but this is a joke site of drunk idiots and funny texts..nothing serious

Submitted by sniperc15 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:09pm

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Firemen are all assholes!!!!!and cheaters

Submitted by jackie1218 on Dec 7, 10 at 1:06am

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I know friends who would do this for me... if he wasn't in another country.

Submitted by OMGIamhere on Jul 15, 10 at 12:45am

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Submitted by Sniball on Jul 13, 10 at 11:07am

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Very good friend.. Sounds like something I would do.

Submitted by ElementBabe on Jul 14, 10 at 2:21am

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@pornstar burn victim, huh? What kinda cust ass pornstar lol jk :)

Submitted by blurred on Jul 13, 10 at 12:17pm

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Fuck anyone who thinks this is funny. Being a burn victim I truly know what it feels like to be on fire. If you have not experienced your body engulfed in flames and you support this, you can go fuck yourself.

Submitted by pornstar745 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:40am

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Submitted by fucksoccer on Jul 15, 10 at 8:12am

Submitted by iheartutley on Jul 14, 10 at 1:31am

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jul 13, 10 at 11:07am

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Submitted by sexiishelby on Jul 14, 10 at 12:30am

Submitted by eastcountycop on Jul 18, 10 at 3:18pm

Submitted by snot420 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:15am

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Submitted by jlc_1218 on Jul 24, 10 at 4:46pm

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Submitted by UFBOUND2010 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:38pm

Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 16, 10 at 3:28am

Submitted by duchess9678 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:36am

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 13, 10 at 11:20am

Submitted by pbmaniac22a on Jul 13, 10 at 10:34pm

Submitted by BigPoppa on Jul 13, 10 at 11:24am

Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 14, 10 at 9:26am

Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 13, 10 at 2:07pm

Submitted by Splyt on Jul 14, 10 at 12:28am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 11:42am

Submitted by rico911 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:06pm

Submitted by Kbug on Jul 14, 10 at 1:18am

Submitted by Fireproof on Jul 13, 10 at 7:50pm

Submitted by Jessicunt on Jul 24, 10 at 1:42pm

Submitted by Jessicunt on Jul 24, 10 at 1:39pm

Submitted by fkyou420 on Jul 14, 10 at 3:35am

Submitted by TuRomeoSoy on Jul 13, 10 at 11:08am

Submitted by djdilz on Jul 14, 10 at 1:24am

Submitted by ejstephensis on Jul 13, 10 at 2:07pm

Submitted by sniperc15 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:09pm

Submitted by jackie1218 on Dec 7, 10 at 1:06am

Submitted by OMGIamhere on Jul 15, 10 at 12:45am

Submitted by Sniball on Jul 13, 10 at 11:07am

Submitted by ElementBabe on Jul 14, 10 at 2:21am

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Submitted by pornstar745 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:40am

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